Getting your stuff stolen sucks.

It's even worse when it's Magic cards.

Last week at Grand Prix Santa Clara, I had about $2000 in cards stolen. Luckily, I write a sweet comic book. So, it's time for a sale. This week, the first volume of The Pros (4 issues) for 30% off, so I can raise the money to be reunited with my cards!

Pictured to the right is a cube I designed and built myself, that got stolen. You can see the stolen card list here, here, and here.

Curious about The Pros? You can learn more about it, and even download the first issue for free, below.

 

"The Pros is an electrifying comic for radicals and futurists" — IndieBam

Four special screwups get hired as spies for an insurance company, investigating the weirdest corners of our world for unpredictable events. Along the way, they have to balance their bizarre, dangerous job with their own iffy morals.

The Pros is 88 pages of gripping action, memorable characters, and hilarious satire. It's like James Bond meets The Office, maybe, but way weirder than that. Written by Steve Stormoen, art by Jelena Djordjevic (Amazing Forest, Hordentown), Letters by E.T. Dollman (Image, IDW) and Graphic Design by Greg Benninger.

Also, The Pros is for mature readers only.

BEAUTIFUL ART

POLITICAL INTRIGUE

A GIANT RAINBOW PENIS GUN

 

ON SALE FOR $10 (30% OFF), THIS WEEK ONLY

 

So you haven't heard of The Pros before. That's cool. I'm not exactly Stan Lee. How about this, though — you can read the first issue for free right here.

And if you want to see how the story ends, and you'd like to help me get my cards back, why not take advantage of this sweet deal?

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GUNS! SPIES!

CLAIMS ADJUSTMENTS!